An All-Ork Git Commit Message Convention (All-Caps, Zero 'Humie' Words)

# 💥 DA GIT WAAAGH KOMMIT KODEX 💥

NO HUMIE MOUTH‑SOUNDZ, ONLY PROPA ORK ROAR!

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<ORK‑TYPE>(<SPOT>): <BIG ROAR WOT YA DID> ORK‑TYPE WEN TA ROAR ROAR EXAMPUL

ADDZ	SLAP NU BITZ	ADDZ(UI): LOB MOAR BUTTONZ!
KRUMP	SMASH BUGZ	KRUMP(DB): KILL DUPLIKATE KEYZ
BASH	TINY TWEAKZ	BASH(CSS): SHUFFLE STYLEZ
WAAAGH	COLOSSAL RIP	WAAAGH(CORE): TEAR GUTZ, START FRESH!
PAINTZ	COLORZ N’ LINT	PAINTZ(UI): BLAST TABLE ORKY GREEN
ZOG	HOT KRUMP	ZOG(API): PATCH FIRE NOW!
GROTZ	SCRIBBLEZ	GROTZ(README): TELL BOYZ WOT TA DO
TESTZ	CHECK SHOTZ	TESTZ(SERVICE): PROVE EDGEZ SAFE
GRUNT	TASK GRUB	GRUNT(CI): ADD GOLANGCI‑LINT

RULZ:
• TOP LINE MAX 72 CHARRZ.
• KEEP ALL CAPS, KEEP IT LOUD.
• <SPOT> BE SMALL TAG LIKE UI, DB, API.

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LEAVE ONE BLANK LINE THEN BLAB DA DETAILZ:

- HID SNEAKY IDZ, NO HUMIE EYEZ. - FLIPPED ORDER FER LESS KONFUZHUN. - NO SCHEMA SHIFT, SO NO MIGRASHUN WAAAGH.

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BREAKIN‑KRUMP: RUN `MAKE MIGRATE` AFTA PULL. KILLZ: #42 GRUNTED‑BY: WEIRDBOY ZZAP <[email protected]>

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STEP WOT TA BASH ROAR EXAMPUL

1. ADD	LOB FILEZ	GIT ADD .
2. KOMMIT	ROAR KOMMIT	GIT KOMMIT -M "KRUMP(UI): SMASH NULL BUG!" -M "- TRIM SPACE"
3. PUSH	HURL TA REMOTE	GIT PUSH ORIGIN MAIN

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VERB MEANIN’ WEN TA USE

KRUMP	SMASH BUG	BUG SPLATTIN’
BASH	NUDGE	TINY TWEAKZ
ADDZ	ADD	NU BITZ
SNEAK	CLOAK	REMOVE STUFF
WAAAGH	BIG RIP	MAJOR REFRAKTOR
PAINTZ	COLOR	STYLE / LINT
ZOG	HOTFIX	URGENT FIRE
TINKER	POLISH	SMALL IMPROVE

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REMEMBA: KEEP DA LOG LOUD, PIPELINE GREEN, N’ WAAAGH ON!