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An MCP (Model Context Protocol) server that hilariously roasts you based on your browser history patterns. Because someone needs to call out your 3 AM Wikipedia rabbit holes and your questionable shopping habits.
- Multi-Browser Support: Extracts history from Chrome, Edge, Brave, Opera, Vivaldi (and Safari on macOS)
- Intelligent Pattern Analysis: Identifies procrastination habits, social media addiction, shopping sprees, and weird browsing hours
- Customizable Roast Intensity: Choose from gentle ribbing to savage burns
- Privacy-First Design: Built-in filtering for sensitive content (health, finance, dating sites)
- Organic Browsing Detection: Distinguishes between natural browsing and intentional searches
Requirements: Node.js 18+, Windows/macOS/Linux, Claude Desktop
That's it! The setup script handles everything automatically.
Want to see what you're in for? Run the demo:
This shows example outputs and demonstrates all roast severity levels with your actual browser data.
- Developer Setup Guide - Step-by-step setup with troubleshooting
- Troubleshooting Guide - Fix any issues you encounter
- Example Outputs - See what the roasts look like
- Main Documentation - Continue reading below for full details
After setup, run a quick health check:
This verifies all components are working correctly.
Test the MCP server directly:
Once configured, ask Claude:
Generates a humorous roast based on your browsing patterns.
Parameters:
- days (number, default: 7): Number of days to analyze
- severity (string, default: "medium"): Roast intensity ("gentle", "medium", "savage")
- include_chrome (boolean, default: true): Include Chrome-based browsers
- include_safari (boolean, default: true): Include Safari
- privacy_level (string, default: "default"): Privacy filtering ("default", "paranoid", "custom")
- exclude_sensitive (boolean, default: true): Filter out health, finance, dating sites
- exclude_work (boolean, default: false): Filter out work-related sites
Analyzes browsing patterns without generating roasts - for the data nerds.
Parameters:
- days (number, default: 7): Number of days to analyze
Your privacy is important (even when we're roasting you):
- Local Processing: All analysis happens locally on your machine
- No Data Transmission: Browser history never leaves your computer
- Sensitive Site Filtering: Automatically excludes health, finance, and dating sites by default
- URL Sanitization: Removes query parameters and personal information from URLs
- Title Cleaning: Strips potential personal data (emails, phone numbers, SSNs) from page titles
- Default: Excludes clearly sensitive sites but allows most content
- Paranoid: Excludes sensitive sites, work sites, personal sites, and night browsing
- Custom: Configure exactly what to include/exclude
Light-hearted observations about your browsing habits. Perfect for sharing with friends.
Sarcastic commentary with a good balance of humor and mild embarrassment.
No mercy. Brutal honesty about your digital lifestyle choices. Use at your own risk.
The roasting algorithm looks for:
- Social Media Addiction: Excessive Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok usage
- Procrastination Patterns: YouTube binges, Reddit spirals, endless scrolling
- Shopping Habits: Amazon addiction, impulse buying patterns
- Time Patterns: Late night browsing, work hour distractions
- Domain Dominance: Sites you visit way too often
- Productivity Score: How much of your browsing is actually useful
To keep things fun (not harmful), we automatically exclude:
- Health-related sites: Medical conditions, symptoms, treatments
- Financial sites: Banking, investment, tax preparation
- Dating sites: Because love is complicated enough
- Legal sites: Your legal troubles are your own
- Mental health resources: We support your wellness journey
- Adult content: Keeping it PG(-13)
Got better roast material? Found a bug? Want to add support for more browsers?
- Fork the repository
- Create a feature branch: git checkout -b feature/better-burns
- Make your changes
- Run tests: npm test (when they exist)
- Submit a pull request
- For Entertainment Only: This tool is meant for fun, not psychological analysis
- Cross-Platform: Works on Windows, macOS, and Linux
- Browser Permissions: May require additional system permissions to access browser databases
- Your Feelings: We are not responsible for any emotional damage caused by accurate roasts
- Productivity: This tool may cause you to reflect on your digital habits (sorry)
Q: Will this work on Windows/Linux? A: Yes! Now supports Windows, macOS, and Linux with automatic platform detection.
Q: Can I roast my friend's browser history? A: Only if they run it on their machine. We don't support remote history access (that would be creepy).
Q: The roast wasn't funny enough. Can I get a refund? A: Try the "savage" setting. Also, humor is subjective, but your browsing habits probably aren't.
Q: It says I need Full Disk Access. Is this safe? A: The tool only reads browser history databases. Check the source code - it's all open source!
Q: Why is my productivity score so low? A: That's between you and your browser history. We just report the facts.
MIT License - Feel free to roast responsibly.
Remember: The best roasts come from a place of love. We're all just trying to survive the internet together. 🌐❤️
