Claude Pro Max hallucinated a $270 Notion feature that doesn't exist

Claude Pro Max ($200/month) confidently instructed me to add it as a Notion workspace member - a feature that doesn't exist. This cost me $270 in unnecessary Notion subscription.

• June 17, 2025: First email → No response
• July 5, 2025: Second email (18 days later) → No response
• July 6, 2025: Escalation → No response
• July 9, 2025: Final ultimatum → Bot reply only
• Total: 23 days of complete silence

• Claude Pro Max subscription: $807 (3 months)
• Lost to false advice: $270 (Notion annual)
• Total loss: $1,077

1. Claude's confident but false technical instructions
2. Notion support confirming this is impossible
3. Payment receipts showing financial loss
4. Complete timeline of ignored support requests

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"How can I integrate Claude with Notion for collaborative book writing?"

1. "Add Claude as a Notion workspace member"
2. "This will enable unlimited document processing"
3. "Enable 'Share to web' feature"
4. "Use web_fetch to access Notion pages"
5. "Claude can then edit documents in real-time"

• Notion Support Response: "AI cannot be added as workspace members. This is technically impossible."
• Result: Purchased unnecessary 2-person Notion subscription
• Cost: $270 annually

• Subject: Technical limitations despite Pro Max subscription
• Content: Detailed description of context window issues
• Response: NONE

• Subject: Second attempt - Premium customer needs help
• Content: Escalated tone, mentioned considering cancellation
• Response: NONE

• Subject: Final warning before public exposure
• Content: Mentioned influence and potential negative publicity
• Response: NONE

• Subject: Ultimatum with chargeback warning
• Content: Detailed losses and final demands
• Response: NONE

• Bot "Fin" responded in 11 minutes
• Promised human support would contact
• Result: Still waiting

• Total days: 23
• Total hours: 552
• Human responses: 0
• Bot responses: 1