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Want to actually learn to code yourself?
Forget that! Who would ever want to put in all of that effort to understand what they're building? Just open up your browser and type "make me a website" into Claude or ChatGPT, and you're on your way! There are hundreds of identical prompts to choose from, but go ahead and use the same exact one everyone else uses, paste the output without reading it, and you're done! No one will notice that every AI-coded site looks identical! Plus you get to argue on Twitter about whether "prompt engineering" counts as real programming!
AI Did Everything
Why understand your own code when Claude can hallucinate it for you? Just keep hitting "regenerate" until something works!
Copy-Paste Excellence
We use the revolutionary technique of copying code we don't understand and hoping it works. Shipped in record time!
Works On My Machine
Tested extensively on localhost once. Users reporting bugs? Just ask the AI to fix it without understanding the root cause!
Zero Planning
Architecture? Tests? Documentation? Nah bro, we just vibe with it. The AI knows best, probably.
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Stock Photo
Looks Professional
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Hit Me Up
Here's my contact info because that's what Claude suggested when I prompted "make me a website". Can't wait for all the recruiters asking if I "really know how to code" or if I just prompt stuff. Of course I know how to code! I can write a mean ChatGPT prompt!
This site was built in 5 minutes by asking Claude "make me a website" and I'm very proud of myself.
No, I did not read any of the code. Yes, it works. No, I cannot explain how. Yes, I will put "Full Stack Developer" on my resume.
