Quinnypig/Yeet

3 hours ago 2

deploy your slop using AI inference

yeet deploys your application using AI inference. That's it. That's the whole thing.

yeet has no arguments and works on the current directory.

The yoten command finds where it was yeeted and delivers the facts about where the slop was slapped and whether it is fire or not.

or if you're old school:

or if you're based:

That's it. yeet will:

Analyze your project using Claude
Figure out what kind of slop you're shipping
Tell you exactly what commands to run to deploy it
Judge your tech stack (optional but guaranteed)
Save your deployment URL so you can check if it's fire later

yoten - check if your slop is fire

yoten will:

Find where you yeeted your slop
Hit that URL
Determine if it's fire 🔥, mid, or cooked 💀
Roast you accordingly

Python 3.12+
An Anthropic API key (set ANTHROPIC_API_KEY env var)
The audacity to ship

$ yeet analyzing slop... asking claude what this slop is... ╭─ Analysis Complete ─╮ │ Detected: Next.js │ │ Platform: Vercel │ │ Why: vercel literally│ │ made next.js bestie │ ╰──────────────────────╯ your tech stack is more bloated than a webpack bundle Run these commands to yeet your slop: 1. npm install -g vercel 2. vercel --prod ... $ yoten ╭─ yoten - check if your slop is fire ─╮ Your Next.js app was yeeted to Vercel 2 hours ago URL: https://my-app.vercel.app checking if it's fire... your slop is fire 🔥 no cap Status: 200 | Response time: 0.34s

Q: Does this actually work? A: Surprisingly yes

Q: Should I use this in production? A: That's between you and god

Q: Why? A: Someone tweeted it and I made it real

Q: What platforms does it support? A: Whatever Claude thinks is best. Usually Fly.io, Vercel, Railway, Render, Netlify, or your mom's basement

Q: Can I configure it? A: No. Zero config. That's the whole vibe.

Q: What if it's wrong? A: Then Claude was wrong and you should yell at Claude not me

Q: My deployment failed A: Skill issue

MIT or whatever. I literally don't care. Fork it. Ship it. Yeet it.

PRs welcome if they're funny or actually useful. Preferably both.