“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead.”
Ever wondered what happens when your LLM is guided by the same chaotic energy that powers takeout dessert? Forget “responsible AI.” This is fortune-cookie-driven intelligence.
The MCP server that guides your LLM with answers from the fortune cookie factory of chaos.
Every MCP call is a gamble: will your bot inspire, confuse, or simply ignore the laws of logic?
- Weaponized Wisdom: 100+ fortune cookie quotes, ready to derail any rational workflow.
- Guaranteed Unpredictability: Every MCP call is a leap of faith.
- Your bot asks MCP-FortuneCookie for a fortune.
- MCP-FortuneCookie delivers a random, sometimes profound, sometimes catastrophic quote.
- Your bot acts accordingly. (Good luck.)
Add the following configuration to your Claude Desktop or Cline settings:
Note: Replace /ABSOLUTE/PATH/TO/PARENT/FOLDER/mcp-fortunecookie/ with the actual absolute path to this project directory.
If your company’s quarterly report starts with “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago,” don’t blame us.