Tumbling toast, Murphy's Law and I I the fundamental constants

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Tumbling toast,

Murphy’s

Law

and

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I

the fundamental constants

Robert

A

J

Matthews

Department of Applied Mathematics and Computer Science, University of Aston, Birmingham B4 7ET

UKt

Received

20

February 1995, in final form

31

March 1995

Abstrmt.

We

investigate the dynamics of

toast

tumbling

from

a

table

to

the floor. Popular opinion

is

that the

6nal

state

is

usually butter-sidedown, andconstitutesprimn

fncie

evidence of Murphy’s Law

(‘If

it

can

go wrong,

it will?.

The

orthodox view,

in

contrast,

is

Lhat

the phenomenon is

essentially random,

with

a

50/50

split of possible outcomes.

We

show

that toast

does

indeed have

an

inherent tendency to

land butter-side down for a wide range

of

conditions

Furthermore, we show that

this

outcome

is ultimately

ascribable to the values of the fundamental constants.

As

such,

this

manifestation

of

Murphy’s Law appears to

be

an

ineluctable feature

of

our

universe.

1.

Introduction

The term Murphy’s Law has its

origins

in dynamical

experiments conducted by the

US

Air

Force in the late

1940s involving an eponymous

USAF

captain

[I].

At

its heart lies the concept that

‘if

something can go

wrong, it will’;

this

has its analogues in many other

cultures

[2],

and is almost certainly of much older

provenance.

The phenomenon of toast falling from

a

table to

land butter-side down

on

the

floor

is popularly held

to

be

empirical proof of the existence of Murphy’s

Law. Furthermore, there is a widespread belief

that it

is

the

result

of

a

genuine physical effect,

often

ascribed to

a

dynamical asymmetry induced by one

side of the toast being buttered.

Quite apart from whether

or

not the basic obser-

vation is true, this explanation cannot be correct.

The mass of butter added to toast (~4g) is small

compared to the

mass

of the typical slice of

toast

(-35g), is spread

thinly,

and passes into the body

of the toast. Its contribution to the total moment

of

inertia of the toast-and

thus

its effect

on

the toast’s

rotational dynamics-is thus negligible.

?Address

for

correspondence:

50

Nomys

Road,

Cumnor,

Oxford,

OX2

9FT

VK;

mail

lM)[email protected]

R&umb

Nous

examinons

la

dynamique

du

toast dans sa

chute de la table au plancer. L‘avis populaire tient

ce

que le

toast tombe babituellement c6&

beurri

par

terre

et

que

cela

constitute

le

commencement de preuve de la

loi

de Murphy

(loi de

la

guigne

maxi”).

En

revanche, I’avis orthodoxe

insiste

qui’il s’agit

d‘un

phhom6ne essentiellement

dG

au

hasard, dont

les

rhltats possibles

se

divisent

SOjSO.

Nous

montrons

quele toast a,

en

eret, une

tendance

fondamentale

a

amver cdti beud par terre

dans

des circonstances

diverses

et varik. De plus,

nous

montrons que

ce

r’esultat s’attribue

en

dernike analyse aux

valeun

des constantes

fondamentales.

En

tant

que

tel, cet exemple de la loi de

Murphy semblerait etre

une

caractkistique inkluctable de

notre

univen.

Similarly, the aerodynamic effect of the thin layer

of butter cannot contribute a significant dynamical

asymmetry. It

is

easily shown

that

for air resistance

to

contribute significantly to the dynamics of the

falling toast, the height of fall must be of the order

of

2(pr/pA)d,

where

pr

is the density

of

the toast,

d

is

its thickness and

pA

the density of air. The presence

of butter will contribute only

a

small fraction of

this

total; supposing it to be a generous

25

per cent

and taking the typical values of

pr

N

350

kgm-3,

PA

=

1.3

kgm-’ and

d

-

W2m,

we find that the

toast would have to fall from

a

height over an order

of magnitude higher than the typical table for the

butter

to

have significant aerodynamic effects.

Such estimates lend credibility to the widespread

‘orthodox’ answer

to

the tumbling toast question:

that it is essentially

a

coin-tossing process in which

only the bad outcomes are remembered. Indeed,

there is some experimental evidence

to

support

this.

In

tests conducted for

a

BBC-TV programme

on

Murphy’s

Law

[I], buttered bread was tossed into

the air

300

times in a variety of situations designed

to

reveal the presence of Murphy’s Law.

In

all

tests, the results were statistically indistinguishable

from the

50/50

outcome expected from random coin-

tossing, suggesting that selective memory is the true

explanation of Murphy’s Law.

Tumbling

toast,

Murphy’s

Law

and

the

fundamental

constants

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173

There are, however, two problems with this. First,

by its very nature Murphy’s Law might contrive to

ruin

any overt attempt to demonstrate its existence

by such probabilistic means.

This

would make experi-

mental verification of its existence very problematic.

A

simple Bayesian probability analysis shows that

there are grave ditficulties with attempts to demon-

strate Murphy’s Law if it is considered to be

a

skewing of an otherwise symmetric probability distri-

bution in the direction of an unfavourable outcome.

Second, and more seriously, Murphy’s Law may be

far more fundamental than a skewing of probability

distributions: it may actually forbid certain favour-

able outcomes from taking place. In the case

of

falling toast,

this

implies that Murphy’s Law might

influence the dynamics of the toast at a fundamental

yet subtle level. If

so,

failure to reveal its presence

by carelessly hurling toast randomly into the

air

would hardly be surprising.

As

we now show, the dynamics of falling toast are

indeed rather subtle, and do depend fairly critically

on initial conditions. Nevertheless,

in

a broad range

of realistic circumstances, the dynamics do lead to a

bias towards

a

butter-side down final state. We pro-

vide both theoretical and experimental evidence for

this conclusion and show that the results have surpris-

ingly deep origins. Specifically, we show that the fall

of toast is a manifestation of fundamental aspects

of

the nature of

ow

universe.

2.

Dynamics

of

falling toast

In what follows we model the tumbling toast problem

as an example of a rigid, rough, homogeneous rectan-

gular lamina,

mass

m,

side

2a,

falling from a rigid

platform set a height

h

above the ground. We con-

sider the dynamics of the toast from an initial state

where its centre of gravity overhangs the table by a

distance

a,,,

as shown in figure

1.

Initially, we ignore

the process by which the toast arrives at this state,

Flgure

1.

The

initial

orientation

of

the

rotating

toast

t’l

i.

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

,

and also assume that it

has

zero horizontal velocity;

the important effect of a non-zero horizontal velocity

is addressed later. Finally we assume a perfectly

inelastic impact with the

floor

with zero rebound.

With these assumptions, the dynamics of the

lamina

are

determined by the forces shown

in

figure

1:

the weight,

mg,

acting vertically downward, the

frictional force,

F,

parallel to the plane of the

lamina and directed against the motion, and the reac-

tion of the table,

R.

The resulting angular velocity

about the point of contact,

w,

then satisfies the

differential equations of motion

m6w

=

R

-

mg

-cos0

m6w2

=

F

-

mg.sin8

m(k2

+

62)G

=

-mg6.

cos0

(1)

(2)

(3)

where

k

is the appropriate radius

of

gyration, such

that

k2

=

d/3

for the rectangular lamina considered

here. Multiplying

(3)

by

2w

and integrating from the

initial conditions

w

=

at

=

leads to:

w2

=(6g/a).[q/(1+3q2)].sin0

(4)

where we have used

6

qa, with

q

(0

<

q

<

1) being

the ‘overhang parameter’. Equation

(4)

is the central

equation of the tumbling toast problem, as it gives

the rate of rotation of the toast once it has detached

from the table from a speciEc state of overhang.

Unless the toast can complete su5cient rotation

on

its descent to the

floor

to bring the buttered

side facing upwards, the toast

will

land buttered-

side down.

Thus

if the toast begins its descent at

an angle

#

to the horizontal, then for it to land

butter-side up again we must have

where

w,

is the freefall

6

rotation rate and

T

the free-

fall time for the height of the table

h,

so

that

w0r

>

(3r/2)

-

4

(5)

T

=

[2(h

-

2a)/~]”~

(6)

The frictional force acting on the lamina

will

prevent

detachment until the lamina

has

rotated through at

least an angle

4,

at which point slipping

occm.

This

minimum value of

r$

follows from the

usual

condition

F

=

pR,

where

p

is the coefficient

of

static

friction between the lamina and the table edge.

From (l),

(2)

and

(4)

we find

4>

arctanIp/(l

+9v2)1

(7)

To

calculate the free-falling angular rotation rate

w,,

we must deal with the post-slipping regime. At the

instant

of

slipping, the centre of rotation of the

lamina

is

a distance

aq

from the centre of gravity,

and the rotational rate is given by

(4).

A

point on

the

shorter,

non-overhanging section of

lamina

at a

distance a(q+

E),

<

E

<<

1

from the

CG

will thus

have a rotationally-induced horizontal component

of velocity aew.

sin

#

away

from

the table. Slipping

will

bring

this

point

vertically

over

the

table edge,

so

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that contact between table and toast is broken, the

latter then tumbling about

its

CG at a rotational

rate

U,

essentially unchanged from the original

value. Although irrezularitv

in

the surface of the

This

was found to be

For

bread

[qo],,hs

-

0.02

For toast:

IdAk

-0.015

(12)

,

toast can prevent Gediate post-slip detachment,

confirm that the value

of

w,

can

be

taken

as that induced by the initial overhang torque

of

mgoq,,.

Thus the free-falling toast rotates at a rate

Both bread and toast are thus relatively unstable

to

tumbling from overhanging positions. Crucially,

neither can sustain overhangs anywhere near as

large as the critical value given in (10).

This

implies

that laminae with either composition do not have

sufficient angular rotation

to

land butter-side up

d

=

(6g/Q)'[%/(1+3d)]~n$

where the value of the critical overhang parameter

q,,

and slip angle

$

at which detachment takes place may

be determined experimentally. To place a lower limit

on the overhang needed to avoid

a

butter-side down

final

state, we insert

(8)

in

(5),

set

$

=

a/2

and solve

the resulting quadratic equation for

qo:

where

a

=

7?/12(R

-

2)

and R

=

h/Q

For conventional tables and slices of toasts, we have

h

-

75cm,

ZQ

-

lOcm leading to

R

-

15,

a

-

0.06

and thus a lower limit on the critical overhang

parameter of

qo

>

0.06 (10)

if the toast is to complete sufficient rotation to avoid a

butter-side down

final

state.

3.

Experimental results and implications

An experimental determination of

qo

holds the key to

establishing whether or not the fall of toast constitutes

a manifestation of Murphy's Law. Tests were carried

out using a lamina derived from a standard white loaf

(supplied by Michael Cain

&

Co.,

Oxford Road,

Cumnor, Oxford). The lamina was cut into a rectan-

gle

of

lOcm

x

7.3cm

x

1.5cm

(so

that

2~

=

IOcm),

and placed

on

a

rigid flat and level platform

of

kitchen Contiboard, used to model the surface of a

clean, uncovered table.

Measurements of the value of the coefficient of

static friction

p

between the lamina and the platfom

were made by measuring the angle of the platform at

which sliding just began; the tangent of

this

angle is

then equal to

p.

Test were carriedout

on

both bread

and toast, leading to

For bread:

[pjOb,

-

0.29

For

toast:

[plobs

N

0.25

(11)

Measurements of the value of the critical overhang

parameter

qo

were then made by placing the lamina

over the edge of the Contiboard and determining

the least amount of overhang of the

2a

=

lOcm

edge at which detachment and free-fall took place.

following free-fall from a table-top. In other words,

the material properties of slices of toast and bread

and their size relative

to

the height of the typical

table are such that, in the absence of any rebound

phenomena, they lead to a distinct bias towards a

butter-side down landing. But before this can be

taken as confirmation of popular belief, however,

some practical issues must be addressed.

4.

The effects

of

non-zero horizontal velocity

So

far, we have ignored the means by which the toast

comes to be in the overhang condition shown in figure

1. This

is

clearly of practical importance, however, as

the toast will typically leave the table as the result

of

sliding

off

a tilted plate, or being struck by a hand

or arm. The consequent horizontal velocity may

dominate the dynamics

if

the gravitational torque

has insacient time to induce signiticant rotation.

In

this case, the toast will behave like a simple

projectile

off

the edge of the table, keeping its

butter-side up throughout the flight.

This

raises the

possibility that, while dynamically valid, the butter-

side down phenomenon may only

be

witnessed for

an

infeasibly small range

of

horizontal velocities. To

investigate

this

range, we fmt note that the time for

an

initially horizontal lamina of overhang parameter

q

to acquire inclination

$

follows from

(8):

r($)

=

[Q(l

+3d)/'%%l1''~($)

(13)

where

=

2$'/2

for small

$

(14)

If the lamina has a horizontal velocity

VH

as

it

goes

over the edge

of

the table, the time during which it

is susceptible to torque-induced rotation is

-Q/VH.

During

this time its average overhang parameter

qo

will

he of the order

0.5,

and it will acquire a down-

ward

tilt

through the torque of order

$.

If

this

angle is small, the dynamics of the lamina can be

considered those of a projectile. By

(13)

and the

smaU

angle approximation in (14), this implies that

the effects of torque-induced rotation, and thus

tumbling motion,

will

be negligible for horizontal

Tumbling

toast,

Murphy’s

Law

and

the

fundamental constants

~

175

velocities above about

v,

-

(3gu/7$)”2

-

1.6ms-’ (with

$

-

5’)

(15)

At

speeds considerably below this value (below, say,

VH/S

-

3SOmms-’)

the torque-induced rotation

should still dominate the dynamics of the falling

toast, and the butter-side down phenomenon should

still be observed.

This

conclusion is supported by

observation. Furthermore, the relatively higb value

of

VH

ensures that the butter-side down phenomenon

will

be observed for

a

wide range of realistic launch

scenarios, such as

a

swipe of the hand

or

sliding

off

an inclined plate (which, by (11),

will

have to be

tilted downward

by

at least

-

arctan(0.25)

-

14”).

It therefore appears that the popular view that toast

falling

off

a table has an inherent tendency to land

butter-side down is based in dynamical fact.

As

we

now show, however,

this

basic result has surprisingly

deep roots.

5.

Tumbling toast and the fundamental

interactions

We have seen that the outcome

of

the fall

of

toast

from a table

is

dictated by two parameters: the

surface properties of the toast, which determine

qo,

and the relative dimensions of the toast and table,

which determine

R.

The latter is, of course, ulti-

mately dictated by the size of

humans.

Using an

anthropic argument, Press

[3],

has

revealed an

intriguing connection between the typical height of

humans and the fundamental constants of nature. It

centres

on

the fact that bipedal organisms like

humans are intrinsically less stable than quadrupeds

(e.g. giraffes), and are more at risk of death by

toppling. This leads to

a

height limitation

on

humans set by the requirement that the kinetic

energy injected into the head by a fall will be insuff-

cient to canse major structural failure and death.

This height limitation

on

humans in turn implies

a

limit

on

the height

of

tables. We now deduce this

limit

using

an anthropic argument similar to that

of

Press.

We

begin

by considering

a

humanoid organism to

be a cylindrical mass of polymeric material of height

LH

whose critical component is

a

spherical

mass

Mc

(the head) positioned at the top of the body. Then,

by Press’s criterion, the maximum size of such an

object is such that

f

.(Mcv&/~)

<NEB

(16)

where

urd

-

is the fall velocity, f(-O.l)

is

the fraction

of

kinetic energy that goes into breaking

N

polymeric bonds of binding energy

EB.

and the

fracture is assumed to take place across

a

polymer

plane

n(-

100) atoms thick,

so

that

N

N

n(Mc/fnp)2/3

(17)

LH

-

(n/f

)(Mc/~P)~’~ .EdMcg

EB

-

qa2m,c2

(19)

where

mp

the

mass

of the proton.

Thus

the height of

the humanoid will be of the order

(18)

A

simple Bohr-atom model shows that

where

01

is the electronic fine structure constant,

me

is

the mass of the electron,

c

the speed of light, and q for

polymeric materials is

-3

x

The acceleration

due to gravity,

g,

for

a

planet can also be estimated

from 6rst principles, using an argument based

on

balancing internal gravitational

forces

with

those

due to electrostatic and electron degeneracy effects

[4].

This leads to

g

-

(4.G/3~~)(a/a~)”~m~/aga

(20)

where p(-6) is the radius of the polymeric atoms

in units of the Bohr radius

ao.

and

aG

is the

gravitational fine structure constant

Gmg/Ac.

We

also have

Mc

-

4rRzp0/3

(21)

where

Rc

is the radius of the critical component

(-LH/20)

and

po

is the atomic mass density

p0

-

A~,/(PU,)’

(22)

where

A(-

100) is the atomic mass of the polymeric

material. Substituting these relations into our

original criterion for

LH

gives, alter some reduction,

(23)

L~

<

K

.

(a/aC)’/J.

a.

where

K

(3nq/f)‘/’p2A-’’‘

-

50

Inserting the various values, we find that

this

6rst-

principles argument leads

to

a

maximum safe height

for human of around

3

metres. Although the estimate

of

LH

is

pretty rough and ready, its weak dependency

on

the uncertainties in the various factors in

(23)

makes it fairly robust. The resulting limit has a

number

of

interesting features. The estimate of its

value agrees well with the observation that a fall

onto the

skull

from

a

height of

3

m is very likely to

lead to death; interestingly, even the tallest-ever

human,

Robert

Wadlow (1918-1940), was-at

2.72m-within this bound. The limit

on

height

is

also universal, in that it applies to all organism

with human-like articulation

on

any planet. Most

importantly, however, it puts an upper lit

on

the

height of

a

table used by such organisms: around

LH/2,

or 1.5m.

This

is

about twice the height of

tables used by humans, but still

only

half that

needed to avoid a butter-side down ha1 state

for

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Matthews

tumbling toast: rearranging

(9)

we fmd

(24)

and inserting the observed value

1)

N

0.015

given

in (12) leads to

R

-

60

and

h

-

3

metres. The limit

(23)

thus implies that

all

human-like organisms

are doomed to experience tumbling toast landing

butter-side down.

6.

Conclusions

Our

principal conclusion

is

a surprising one, given

the apparently quotidian nature of the original

phenomenon:

all

human-like organisms are destined

to experience the ‘tumbling toast’ manifestation

of Murphy’s Law

because

of the values

of

the

fundamental constants in our universe.

As

such, we

have probably confirmed the suspicions of many

regarding the innate cussedness

of

the universe. We

therefore feel we must conclude this investigation

on

a more optimistic note. What can human-like-and

thus presumably intelligent-organisms do to avoid

toast landing butter-side down?

Building tables

of

the -3m height demanded by

(24)

is

clearly impracticable. Reducing the

size

of

toast

is

dynamically equivalent, but the required

reduction

in

size

(down

to squares

-2.5cm

across)

is

also

nnsatisfactoq.

The best approach is somewhat counter-intuitive:

toast

seen

heading

off

the table should be given a

smart swipe forward with the hand. Similarly, a

plate

OK

which toast is sliding should

be

moved

swiftly downwards

and

backwards, disconnecting

the toast from the plate. Both actions have the effect

of minimising the amount of time the toast is exposed

to the gravitationally-induced toque, either by giving

the toast a large (relative) horizontal velocity or by

sudden disconnection

of

the point of contact.

In

both cases, the toast

will

descend to the floor keeping

the butter side uppermost.

We end by noting that, according to Einstein, God

is subtle, but He

is

not malicious. That may be

so,

but

His

inhence

on

falling toast clearly leaves much

to

be

desired.

Acknowledgements

It is a pleasure to

thank

Professor Ian Fells and Robin

Bootle for providing background

on

Murphy’s

Law.

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